In death by chocolate news, this is a video of pastry chef and chocolatier Amaury Guichon crafting a very impressive futuristic gun entirely out of solid chocolate. And edible paint. Um, but isn’t all paint edible? Food for thought. “Your mouth is blue.” Oh God it isn’t coming off! 

This is a video of whip cracking Guinness World Record Holder April Jennifer Choi demonstrating her unorthodox skills by bullwhipping a bow to fire an arrow at her, then catching that arrow. Granted the arrow is more lobbed than fired directly at her heart, but still, a useful skill to

This is a video of a man presumably trying out for the Ninja Turtles with a very impressive and lightning-speed bo staff routine, including some incredible spinning and catching. When reached for comment about his skills, Leonardo admitted he would probably be an asset in the fight against Shredder and

This is a short video of a one armed man cosplaying as a sort of bloodied Terminator-esque gun-armed character on the subway, much to the surprise of everyone who sees him. Nobody seems particularly concerned though, presumably because if a gun-armed Terminator ever gets this close to you, you’ve already

This is a video of engineer Shane Wighton of Youtube channel Stuff Made Here constructing and demonstrating an auto-aiming bow that does all the work for you. All you have to do is lift the bow in the general direction of the target (including launched targets, like the thrown ones

This is clip from America’s Got Talent (questionable if this is supposed to be a good example) of crossbow grandma Silvia Silvia (aka Silvia two-times) shooting an apple above her own head via a crossbow chain reaction — shooting one target which causes another crossbow to fire at another target

This is a video of somebody’s grandma allegedly throwing an axe for the very first time under the watchful eye of Paul Bunyan and nailing a bullseye. Or, who knows, maybe the video title is a lie and this grandma has been bullseying womp rats in her Hoveround back home

This is a video of Todd Robbins of Kuma Films performing a variety of trick shots with a rope dart, a Chinese martial arts weapons similar to the Japanese kunai on a rope popularized by Scorpion in Mortal Kombat. Get over here! “Finish him.” Fatality. “Toasty!” Haha, that brings back