Touch my toes.
Whee!: A 4-Minute POV Ride Down The World’s Longest Water Slide

This is a point-of-view ride down the world’s longest water slide, a tandem-tube run at Malaysia’s Sim Leisure Escape water park measuring a very respectable 1,111-meters (3,564-feet) long and taking four minutes from start to finish. Four minutes! That’s almost long enough to *looks around, lowers voice* make love during the ride down. Twice if you’re the guy I live with. “Don’t you live alone?” *whistling*