This is a video from Youtuber and match chain reactionist The S launching a cardboard UFO with the help of a 25,000 match chain reaction. It really was glorious to watch, particularly all the matches flying towards the camera in slow motion. I felt like I was right there! I wasn’t though, I’m on the toilet in the guest bathroom burning the top of my legs with my laptop’s exhaust. Why is it so hot? Do you think it has a temperature because *snickering* it got a VIRUS? Get it?! “Yeah, you’re a dad now.” *stands up, flushing carefree youth down toilet* I was afraid this day would come.

Keep going for the video, but the real magic happens at 3:00, or in my bedroom.