This is a timelapse video captured from the backyard of a stargazer in the White Mountains of Arizona featuring the Milky Way moving across the sky (plus some shooting stars!) over the course of an evening. Their living room light is also heavily featured, and more than a little distracting. I kept waiting for the stargazer to wander by and expose their own moon, but no such luck. Or maybe I should be thankful. For a lot of things. Isn’t life grand? “Hitting the green beer early this year, huh?” The Irish celebrate St. Paddy’s all week! “They don’t, and you’re not Irish.” Whatever, I eat enough Lucky Charms marshmallows to at least be considered half-Irish. Probably three-quarters.

This is a video from Youtuber and enhancer of old videos NASS featuring footage of Hollywood’s Sunset Strip that’s been AI enhanced to improve framerate (to 60FPS), resolution (to 1080p), sharpness, brightness, stabilization, and blur, and with color and background noise added for ambiance. Having lived in LA for ten years, I recognized a lot of those cross-streets. Things really haven’t changed that much. I mean minus the style of cars and the fact that traffic totally wouldn’t have stopped to let those women cross the street, things don’t look all that different.

Keep going for the enhanced video, as well as the original for reference.

Because leafy greens are dangerous, this is a video of a cat smacking a forkful of salad from its owners hand before the human can poison itself. Good kitty! Me? I actually like salad. But really only Ambrosia and fruit salads. You know, it’s weird they’re not on the menu at more fine-dining restaurants. *tucking napkin into shirt collar* Hot dogs and chicken fingers either.

Thanks to JustA, who agrees there’s a new diet fad opportunity here somewhere.

Because apparently there are actually people out there who are convinced hot tub delivery is a one-man job, this is a video of a man attempting to unload a hot tub from a trailer solo and things going about as well as you’d expect. I don’t get it, at the beginning of the video you can clearly see there’s another person there (and possibly another one holding the camera unless it’s just sitting on something), why didn’t they help? Whatever the case, you couldn’t have done much worse. Backstory:

A family bought this heavy hot tub as a birthday present but didn’t want to pay the delivery charges. So this man decided to take the task of unloading it. He sat in the trailer and tried to push it down. But the hot tub went off balance and flipped out of the trailer.

“Didn’t want to pay the delivery charges” — classic. Maybe they’ll reconsider their willingness to paying the delivery charge on their next hot tub since this one probably cracked during delivery and wasn’t covered under insurance because they decided to unload it themselves. You live and learn. And, at least for some people, you live and don’t learn and die young.

Adorning the walls of countless boy’s bedrooms in poster form in the late 80’s and 90’s, the Lamborghini Countach was the car to dream about. Well, except for me, I dreamed about DeLoreans because I’ve always wanted to time-travel even from a young age. But this isn’t about DeLoreans, this is about the restoration of a 1985 Lamborghini boner machine that sat neglected for the past 20 years. *wiping tear* It ought to be a crime! The finished product is nothing short of a wet dream circa 1989. Now, take a photo of it, add some neon effects, and blow it up to poster size so I can tack it up in the garage next to my Cindy Crawford and Claudia Schiffer posters.

Note: Volume on, overdub is value-add.

This is a video from TikTok user jamieleeclitoris (real mature!), featuring footage he was able to secure from the public transit authority or Big Brother or whoever is in charge of stuff like this featuring him eating shit multiple times running to catch a bus. Well, if you could call that running. He appears to first trip over absolutely nothing before ever-so-slowly getting back to his feet and boarding on the bus, quickly realizing he dropped his unlucky penny (or lost a tooth) during the first fall, and goes back to retrieve it, collapsing again and hitting his head against the side of the bus. Damn! So, if you ever think you’re having a bad day, just remember ol’ jamieleeclitoris here — he can’t even ride the bus without risking almost certain death. Thank God he doesn’t drive or we’d probably all be goners.

@jamieleeclitoris don’t let this flop like i did 🥵🥵 (yes i’m concussed) #fyp #foryoupage #viral #funny #raisedby #comedy #publictransportation #wlw #lgbtq ♬ original sound – gachashadow785

Thanks to JustA, who agrees some people just aren’t cut out for moving at all.