This is a video of TikTok user marriedwithflaws (apparently a ton of them if this video is any indication) participating in the ‘call him by his gamer tag’ challenge, and discovering her husband’s very juvenile gamer tag. SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER: Conqueeftador. He then proceeds to have a giggle fit while she plans their divorce. What makes the video even that much better though is the ‘learn the alphabet’ poster hanging on the wall, because they clearly have children. Or, who knows, based on his level of immaturity maybe he just learned the alphabet.

@marriedwithflaws BRB, finalizing the divorce. #ultimaonline #videogames #gaming #marriage #couples #dating #divorce #fyp #fy #fypシ #foryou #foryoupage #love ♬ original sound – Mar

Thanks to JustA, who’s just thankful I have a mature gamer tag like dinolover71.

Lovingly crafted by maker of things Crescent Shay over the course of (I assume) many centuries, this chainmail cocktail dress is constructed of 2,652 pennies. Inspired by scalemail, to make the dress Shay first had to collect all the pennies (more than she anticipated), wash them, then drill three holes in each and sew them together. The result is nothing short of breathtaking. Plus in the event you’re wearing a penny chainmail cocktail dress but accidentally left your dragon head purse at home, you’re still good for $26.52. Of course then you’d be naked, so you better be buying a long t-shirt.

Keep going for several more shots and a video covering the whole construction process while I wonder what you would smell like after wearing it out for a night of sweaty dancing.

This is some dashcam footage from a semi traveling on Interstate 80 near Norwalk, Ohio of a speeding snowplow absolutely hurling snow and ice into oncoming traffic, damaging cars and causing an accident in the process. Per the trucker filming while I order some sexy lady mudflaps for my Explorer:

The plow was coming westbound at an excessively high rate of speed, while plowing the snow, had his blade angled too high, and maintained course for about 7 miles. The snow damaged dozens of cars and semi-trucks. My driver-side headlight assembly was blown off the truck completely.

Yeah, that’s irresponsible. Was it this driver’s first day plowing snow or what? Because they probably should have been started on parking lot detail. Leave the highway plowing to the professionals. Or at least someone who isn’t trying to add involuntary manslaughter to their resume.

This is a video of and from a robotic spy hippopotamus baby built by John Downer Productions (previous spy animals) to infiltrate and film a bloat/pod/herd of wild hippopotamuses, including some exciting underwater action. Fascinating! Did you know hippos don’t swim but actually walk/run along the bottom of the water? I did. Well, okay — I didn’t know, I just assumed because they’re so heavy they had no other choice.

This is a digitized 35mm film from a car cruising the Las Vegas strip in 1975. Those were the days, weren’t they? No clue, I wasn’t even a worried look on my dad’s face yet. It would have been cool to experience Las Vegas back in its heyday though. Especially those 49 cent giant shrimp cocktails. I would have ordered six of those and taken them back to my room to share with my escort. “Just like Frank Sinatra would have done.” The rat doesn’t fall far from the pack.

Keep going for the video while I sing ‘My Way’ over and over in my head.

These are two TikTok videos of Texas A&M University physics and astronomy professor Dr. Tatiana Erukhimova demonstrating inertia (the property of an object to resist change in its motion) with two experiments: one involving pounding a knife through a skewered potato with a rubber mallet, and another dropping an egg into a cup of water after smacking the plate and toilet paper roll it’s resting on. Physics are phun! At least that’s what my high school physics teacher wrote on the white board the first day of class. Phailing the class proved to be not that phun though. ‘Maybe a phuture in physics just isn’t phor me’ I remember thinking to myselph after bombing the phinal. I didn’t do that hot in English that semester either.

Keep going for the videos, in the second of which it does sound like she says ‘shit’ due to her Russian accent.

@tamuphysastr Dr. Tatiana is back to show you more about inertia with potato physics!! (knife is being used for educational purposes) #fyp #tamu #physics #foryou ♬ original sound – TAMU Physics & Astronomy

@tamuphysastr Egg Drop #Physics #physicsfun #tamu #science ♬ original sound – TAMU Physics & Astronomy