This is a video of well-balanced (like a healthy breakfast) BMX rider Mike “Hucker” Clark (great nickname, mine’s Puker) riding around a skate park while standing balanced on his bike’s handlebars. That looks intense. For reference, if I’d tried this I would have had a lot less teeth (and blood and unbroken bones) after about a half second. How he didn’t fall into one of the pools and pull a Humpty Dumpty is beyond me, but I suspect it involved really trying hard and believing in himself, something I know a lot about, but have never practiced.

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This is a video (including some onboard bot footage) of a litter of kittens interacting with a terrifying hexapod battle robot. If I were one of those kittens I would have torn that damn thing’s legs off after it fired that air hockey puck, but that’s just me and I’m one fierce kitty. I’m super cute though. “He’s not really a cat.” Wow — way to blow my cover, honey, I was just about to score some Fancy Feast and a saucer of milk from these chumps.

This is a video of a black bear loitering around a woman’s front door, who then closes the door after the woman insists that it does. Apparently this was not this woman’s first bear rodeo. Good bear! For reference, a bad bear would have torn that door off its hinges then taken a dump in the kitchen. According to the video description, this woman lives right next to a state park, and has become familiar with a lot of the wildlife that lives around her. Smart — it’s always wise to know your neighbors. Except mine, I tried and they’re all jerks.

This is a video from the Faber-Castell pen manufacturing plant in Engelhartszell, Austria detailing how the “superfluorescent” Textliner 48 highlighter is made. The factory in Engelhartszell produces some 35-million pens and markers every year, and I suspect at least half of those eventually spend some time in a person’s butt. And if they made Sharpies I’d say 95%. Nothing wrong with that. My point is this: let’s fill some empty liquor bottles with water and the ink from highlighters and add a blacklight so they glow and we’ll have the coolest room in the whole dorm!

Because doing battle is a way of life, this is a video of a guy using his straw to blowdart sticky boba tea balls onto the sweatshirt of a friend walking in front of him. The sound it makes is great. Sucks to be that guy! I mean unless he has a weird thing for sucking boba balls out of fabric, then he’s probably on cloud 9 right now. Me? I’m on cloud -4.

@canderian

He ain’t like the boba ##swagstepchallenge

♬ Pea shooter – Christian

Thanks to JustA, who’s not just an A in my book.

This is an absolutely delightful video of the founder of Save A Fox Sanctuary (a rescue organization that takes in fur farm foxes and surrendered pets and provides a loving home for them) giving all the different colored foxes at the rescue raw egg treats. What does the fox say? “More eggs,” apparently. They love those things! Personally, I’m more a deviled egg man myself, but that’s just me and I ate at least two dozen on Thanksgiving yesterday and probably won’t stop farting until mid-next week. No regrets.