Because drinking on the go is the only way to drink as far as I’m concerned (I’m a mover and a shaker, or at least a wiggler and a jiggler), Franzia is selling the $50 Box Wine Backpack, a backpack that’s perfectly sized for a box of their finest vino, complete with an opening at the bottom for the pour spout. Plus the backpack is printed with the classic Franzia box design, making it super convenient for police to identify which one of your friends to arrest.