Should have named it The Kraken instead.
Air Force ‘Quicksink’ Missile Can Split A Boat In Two, Send It To The Bottom Fast

In loose lips news, this is a video testing the Air Force’s new ‘Quicksink’ missile, capable of splitting even large ships in two and sending them to Davey Jones’s locker in a hurry. Wow! Thank goodness these didn’t exist when I was a pirate! “When were you a pirate?” During the golden age of piracy! “1650 – 1730?” God no, the late 90’s and early 2000’s. Yarrrr, Napster and LimeWire, me matey!

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  1. Enkidu98
    Lickety Split!
    1. Eric Ord
      Let’s not get risque…
        1. Eric Ord
          Lol what?
          1. C-Dub
            I dont know. Just every time I see you I wanna do that. It feels like you’re supposed to be my arch villain. My nemesis. My “raison d’être”.
              1. C-Dub
                Sooo… Have any luck recently in bringing AtheistGirl back to Born In Space?
            1. Eric Ord
              I don’t think that’s what “raison d’etre” means
              1. C-Dub
                “Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I’m not a mistake! It all makes sense! In a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain’s going to be? He’s the exact opposite of the hero. And most times they’re friends, like you and me!”
                1. Eric Ord
                  I’m going to name my debut album “Raison D’etre Ceiling”
                  1. C-Dub
                    I’m not sure if you’re serious or if you’re just f*cking with me now.