This is a video of a mantis shrimp, presumably very angry it was yanked up from Bikini Bottom, punching the fisherman who caught it, slicing through his new bootie and foot and causing him to bleed. The dude sounds pretty upset about the booties, which he repeatedly mentions are new

This is a rather fascinating video of explainer of things Tom Scott visiting a grocery packing warehouse in the southeast of London, where 2,300 robots are constantly on the move gathering and packing bags of groceries for delivery to customers. The facility, the size of seven football (soccer?) fields, contains

Visual learning: it’s way cooler than just reading a boring textbook and writing dirty words in the margins. And to prove that, this is a video of The Action Lab’s James Orgill sticking his hand in a vacuum chamber and sucking all the air out. His hand blows up like

This is a video of the always-in-touch Mark Zuckerberg riding a hydrofoil and holding an American flag to celebrate the 4th of July. Oooooor Facebook winning that antitrust lawsuit last week. The video is set to John Denver’s classic ode to West Virginia, ‘Take Me Home, Country Roads,’ although it’s

This is a video of Dean Schneider, who founded and runs a wildlife sanctuary in South Africa, filming a lion from the pride he’s an honorary member of attempting to sneak up on him. It basically has the same technique as a house cat. The way he turns around and

This is a video of Brazilian musician Johnatha Bastos performing Guns N’ Roses’ 1987 banger ‘Sweet Child O’ Mine’ on electric guitar with his feet. Johnatha was born with partially formed arms, so he plays with a pick between his toes as a testament to overcoming life’s challenges. Most impressive.

In erotic arts news, this is a video of a potter who appears to be crafting a small to medium-small penis (relative to my own) on the potter’s wheel when it goes limp and starts flailing. Thankfully, the potter is able to re-erect the member before collapsing it back down

This is a disgustingly satisfying video of Ethan from Advanced Cleaning Solutions professionally cleaning a skating rink’s carpet after 12 years of neglect. I’m surprised it was even salvageable, but I can only assume that carpet cleaning solution Ethan uses is at least 2 parts magic. The whole job cost

This is a video of a blindfolded fruit ninja slicing an apple, allegedly locating the fruit based on the sound it makes when it bounces in front of him. So maybe he was bitten by a radioactive bat? I don’t know how superpowers works. Because if I did, trust me,

This is a short video of a bartender mixing two shark bike drinks, complete with plastic sharks filled with the red portion of the drink, which makes the blue drink look bloody when they’re added. She then tosses some ice around because why not? Obviously, I assume that parasailer who