In I’m out of breath just watching news, this is a compilation video of athletes (I’m pretty sure softball players) all running at 19+MPH on a treadmill. For reference, I don’t think I’ve ever run at even 10MPH, and the fastest I’ve ever run on my treadmill is laying on

This is a video of precious angel Mitzi performing a little impromptu horror movie soundtrack as she strolls across an electronic keyboard. Of course it doesn’t hurt that the effects active on the synthesizer really lend themselves to a horror movie atmosphere. Did her owner set her up for this

The exact couch you don’t want to see when you have the spins, this is the Adaptation Sofa designed by Fabio Novembre for purveyor of luxury furniture Cappellini. It looks like it’s leaning but the actual seat cushions are flat across. Obviously, I call the far right seat with maximum

This is a video of a sleeping cat snoring into one of those little voice-changing microphones. Did you forget this is the internet? This is the internet. The sound it makes sounds like a fart you really thought was going to be silent but had an agenda of its own

This is a video of Youtuber PressTube testing the durability of different thicknesses of bulletproof glass with an industrial shredder. Unsurprisingly, while the glass may be bulletproof, it does not prove to be as shredproof as the ninja turtles, although the 40mm thick glass (seen above) doesn’t go down without

Dream it, and you can achieve it. Even if that dream is a James Bond short made entirely with cheesy stock footage. Would I watch a feature length version? Just like my mom’s spaghetti and meatballs, I will take as much of this as you’re willing to make. 

Because music is everywhere, this is a video of Spanish musician Xavier Lozano performing a lovely melody on a metal street barricade. Are there cars going down a street they aren’t supposed to right now thanks to Xavier? Quite possibly. Should you go around blowing into everything you come across

Because everybody’s used their time in quarantine differently (unless you’ve only played video games and eaten ridiculously high sodium microwavable meals, in which case, twinsies), this is a video of Youtuber Kevin Parry performing a very clever stop motion trampoline routine. I only wish I could have been there to

Meanwhile in Russia, a semi truck experiencing brake failure crashes into a gate house, with its occupants escaping a slow-speed crushing death just in the nick of time. Great, now where are these gatekeepers supposed to sip coffee and play solitaire? “You mean vodka and Tetris.” Yes I do. 

Note: Hey guys I’ve been sick with a sickness the past few days that makes my head a cloud and difficult to even look at a computer screen. I’ll do what I can today but I’ll be back tomorrow after the doctor gives me the good stuff, which is what