Note: Keep your volume in check, announcer goal celebration. This is a clip from a recent Liga MX (the top professional division of the Mexican football league system) match starring club América midfielder Richard Sánchez rocketing a shot in from just inside the halfway line after spotting the goalie too

Competing a TikTok challenge to show off “the dumbest tattoo you’ve ever gotten,” this is a short video of 25-year old Leah Holland of Kentucky displaying the “Courageously and radically refuse to wear a mask” tattoo she got on her arm, in reference to the metaphorical masks we all wear

Seen here wasting perfectly good ammo by crying from the wrong eye (you have to focus!), this is a video demonstration of the Tear Gun, the brainchild of designer Yi Fei Chen while she was in design school that freezes a user’s tears for immediate reuse as biological weapons. Some

This is a video of crafter of things, writer, rider (motorcycle and bike), part-time teacher, and animal lover Becky Stern (links to her website with free downloadable patterns) demonstrating how to make some illuminated zodiac embroideries that light up thanks to LEDs and conductive thread in the back. Pretty cool!

This is a compilation video of various doorbell and security cams around Calgary, Alberta, Canada, early Monday, February 22nd that captured footage of a bright blue beachball sized meteor blazing through the earth’s atmosphere to rendezvous with unfortunately not my backyard where I could dig it up and sell it

This is a video of a dog catching a surprise slide on a frozen deck and managing to stomp a relatively graceful dismount through the railing at the end. I mean, if I were a judge (and I judge everything), I would have easily held a ‘7’ or ‘8’ scorecard

This is a ‘Furry Artworks’, a six-piece series of digital art created by Turkish artist Murat Yildirim starring famous paintings reimagined in fur. In his own words while I bid on ol’ hotdog lips: It has long been common to reproduce the world’s most famous paintings by imitation. In this

This is a short timelapse video captured by sky watcher Preston Chamblen of the Milky Way beginning to rise in the early morning hours. In his own words while I grab some binoculars and stare at the sun until I can see through walls, or not at all. Go big

This is a video of New Orleans violinist Dominique Hammons performing at a wedding reception and going ham during a rendition of Choppa’s 2002 ‘Choppa Style‘, the unofficial anthem of the New Orleans Saints. Did I have to Google what ham means? I was close, but thankfully my girlfriend knew

This is a short video (complete with sick soundtrack) of the elite armed rollerblading police force being trained in Karachi, Pakistan to help combat street harassment and theft. Admittedly, rollerblades are fast. Also admittedly, they’re significantly not fast at all on anything that isn’t concrete or asphalt, which I imagine