Dog Slides Across Frozen Deck, Manages To Land Relatively Graceful Dismount

This is a video of a dog catching a surprise slide on a frozen deck and managing to stomp a relatively graceful dismount through the railing at the end. I mean, if I were a judge (and I judge everything), I would have easily held a ‘7’ or ‘8’ scorecard over my head. Or, if I’m being completely honest, the ‘8’ turned sideways with nipples drawn inside. *polishing monocle on lobster bib* nobody can argue I’m not a classy judge.

Thanks to MSA, who agrees that dog is going to need a Crocodile Mile come summer.