You know what the world has been missing? “Gold glitter taco sneakers.” Exaaactly. And now Dolls Kill has filled that folded tortilla shaped void with these Current Mood Salsa Time Taco Sneakers. The shoes cost $88 and ‘have a gold glitter construction, adjustable lace-up closures, and platform soles.’ Those are

This is a 3D printed ashtray made out of cement that looks like a smoking volcano whenever there’s a burning cigarette placed inside. It’s available from Espicades on Amazon for $28 plus $8 shipping, which seems a little pricey for a 3D printed cement ashtray. Is that cement even non-toxic?

Remember payphones? Feels like a hundred years ago, doesn’t it? Well it was, it was actually a hundred years ago when AT&T tore the last payphone off an outside wall at a 7-11, its phonebook stolen long before by hoodlums who burnt it in an alleyway. My God we’re old.

You know what your bathroom needs? A plush Bob-omb toilet paper holder! “I don’t know about that.” I WILL RIP DOWN YOUR SHOWER CURTAIN ROD AND BREAK YOUR TOILET TANK WITH IT. Lol, two pots of coffee already. This is the ~$27 Bob-omb Toilet Paper Holder. The end of the

Oh, Japan. This is the ~$36 octopus ‘body warmer’ sold by Japanese novelty retailer Village Vanguard that can be worn around the neck and has snaps along its tentacles so you can secure objects in them for easy access. As you can see in the product photo above, this man

This is a heartwarming video from the Continental Manor nursing home in Blanchester, Ohio of residents going deer hunting with Nerf guns, shooting staff members dressed up as deer and hiding behind Christmas trees. How fun is that? Plus significantly safer than the knife throwing activity I had suggested. Keep

This is a short timelapse of a cat exploring the Cat Ark, a cardboard cat fort shaped like a dragon ‘with pull out stepping shelves, ramps, windows and teeth.’ How awesome would that look in my living room? “Forget about it.” Honey! Think about how much more the cats will

Nearing completion, these are several videos of Universal Studio Japan’s Super Mario World area (including a helicopter flyover), set for a grand opening on February 4th, 2021. It looks awesome. I know Universal Hollywood and Orlando are also getting their own Super Mario Worlds, opening at later dates. Apparently the