You know what the world has been missing? “Gold glitter taco sneakers.” Exaaactly. And now Dolls Kill has filled that folded tortilla shaped void with these Current Mood Salsa Time Taco Sneakers. The shoes cost $88 and ‘have a gold glitter construction, adjustable lace-up closures, and platform soles.’ Those are sweet (read: savory), and if they made them in a men’s 12 I would have already ordered two pairs. Now, are you thinking what I’m thinking? “Does it involve everyone having to wear something taco on Taco Tuesdays or getting pinched like not wearing green on St. Paddy’s?” Great minds, am I right?! “What about them?” We don’t have them.
Thanks to MSA, who agrees tacos and pizza should form the entire base of the food pyramid AND the next level up where the mummies are.