I want some of that radioactive toothpaste.
Dentist Shows Off His World Record Collection Of Toothpastes

Seen here looking like a man who takes brushing seriously, this is a video of Georgia dentist Val Kolpakov showing off his Guinness World Record collection of toothpastes. There’s no denying it, dude has a lot of toothpaste. Me? I just have the one crumpled tube of Crest that I’ve been squeezing the last bit out of for a week now. “There’s always more” — that’s my motto. Until there isn’t. Then it’s “No kissing before bed.”