"How're you gonna eat?"
Dog Locks Man Out On Balcony, Lets Him Back In

This is a video of a man who was allegedly locked out on his third story balcony by his husky Sky (possibly Skye or Skie, but probably not Skiiiiiiy), who, after enough groveling on the man’s part, decides to let him back in. My dogs? My dogs would have never let me back in. They would have just brought my favorite Jordans from the bedroom closet to chew up right in front of the door, then 10 hours later shit out pieces of them onto the living room floor. “It just sucks we won’t get to eat you,” I imagine them telling me with their eyes through the glass while waiting for the police wellness check that will rescue them, but come too late to save me.