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Giant Monitor Lizard Climbing Shelf In Thailand 7-11

This is a video from Thailand of a large Asian water monitor assumedly trying to make its way to the Slurpee machine at a 7-11. Man, that sucker is HUGE. Could you imagine running into this guy when you’re just popping in to grab a couple jalapeño cream cheese taquitos and a Nesquik chocolate milk? You know that was always my go-to fancy Friday night dinner since college when I want to treat myself and actually have four bucks to my name. Now I only have two bucks to my name which means those taquitos are going down dry tomorrow.