Get 'er done.
Man Mods Old Ford Festiva Into Very Impressive Lawn Mower

This is a video of muscular and energetic Youtuber Ginger Billy discussing and demonstrating the ride-in lawnmower he modded from of an old Ford Festiva. In his own words while I herd my goats through the house from the the front yard to the back yard so they can continue mowing there:

I got tired of getting sun burn and having swamp butt every time I cut grass on a regular lawn mower…so I developed the most luxurious cutting machine you’ve ever seen! The RON BEER!

Admittedly, that might really be the most luxurious cutting machine I’ve ever seen. I mean it has air conditioning. The closest I’ve ever come to owning a lawnmower with air conditioning is a cup holder.

Thanks to MSA and my dad, who agree necessity is the mother of invention.