Grandma Walks Into Pool At Wedding Reception
In somebody needs to tell that lady she’s not Jesus news, this is a video of somebody’s grandma walking straight into the pool at a ritzy outdoor wedding reception. Was that the deep end? I like how the clip ends with a waiter walking towards the camera with a pitcher
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Valuable Info: DEA Releases Emojis Used To Indicate Drugs In Text Messages
Because the Drug Enforcement Agency is clearly two steps ahead of the game, the DEA recently released a chart of emojis for parents to be aware of that may indicate their children may be purchasing and using drugs. Above is that chart. So basically all emojis mean drugs, especially the
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McDonald’s In China Installs Exercise Bikes So You Can Pedal While You Eat
Because why not try to counteract a very small fraction of the calories you’re consuming while you consume them by making eating a far less enjoyable experience, some McDonald’s restaurants in China have installed exercise bikes in their dining areas so you can attempt to pedal away the pounds while
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Cat Attacks Birds On Television, Startling Husky
Because your flatscreen isn’t going to just scratch itself, this is a video of a cat attempting to attack some bluejays on television, startling a husky resting nearby, who looks to their owner filming as if to say, “I told you bringing that thing home was a bad idea.” Speaking
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Rare Psychedelic Jellyfish Spotted By Deep Sea Rover
This is some rare footage of a small (bell diameter ~1.1-inches) psychedelic jelly (Crossota millsae) spotted by one of the Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute’s robotic deep sea rovers in the midnight zone, the absolutely pitch black area of the sea from a depth of around 3,500-feet downward. Just look
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Dude, Your Soda’s On Your Car!
This is a video of a girl who met up with some friends in her high school parking lot for a little socially distanced get-together, and is leaving to leave with her soda on top of her car. That’s when another friend sees an opportunity, starts recording, and warns her
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A Visualization Comparing The Heights Of The World’s Tallest Statues
This is a visualization video from Youtube channel Real Data comparing the heights of the world’s tallest statues. I learned a lot by watching it. Mostly, that my penis dwarfs all of these and I should only make love to constellations. Granted I was already pretty sure before, but now
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Top Gear Crew Attempts To Trebuchet A Giant In Skyrim
This is a mashup video created by Youtuber Jonkari P of Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May of Britain’s Top Gear attempting to trebuchet a giant in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Things do not go according to plan. Man, I collected SO MANY giant’s toes in Skyrim. I
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