This is a video of a man kicking a wall that’s being demolished in order to get it to fall, then tripping and almost getting crushed underneath it, face up. At least he was wearing his hard hat. I mean I can’t say too much else positive about this man’s

This is a video of some guy asleep behind the wheel of a parked car who’s woken up by his friends shaking the vehicle, and immediately grabs the wheel to avoid an unseen accident. Admittedly, a much better reaction than just closing your eyes and jerking the wheel in one

This is some dashcam footage from China of a Tesla Model Y about to get t-boned by some oblivious porterhouse making a u-turn, which they narrowly avoid with a quick swerve and stomping on the gas electric. Now that was some quality defensive driving right there. For reference, I would

This is some dashcam footage of a small white sedan that appears to get rear-ended by a tractor trailer, sending it swerving into another lane backwards with another oncoming truck, but the driver manages to reverse out of its way just in time to not die. Most impressive. Would I

This is some dashcam footage from a semi traveling on Interstate 80 near Norwalk, Ohio of a speeding snowplow absolutely hurling snow and ice into oncoming traffic, damaging cars and causing an accident in the process. Per the trucker filming while I order some sexy lady mudflaps for my Explorer:

This is a video of WSAZ 3 reporter Tori Yorgey reporting from Dunbar, West Virginia about the inclement weather and a water main break when she’s casually hit by a car, and keeps going. Clearly she went to The Show Must Go On School Of Journalism. Now that is professionalism.

In somebody needs to tell that lady she’s not Jesus news, this is a video of somebody’s grandma walking straight into the pool at a ritzy outdoor wedding reception. Was that the deep end? I like how the clip ends with a waiter walking towards the camera with a pitcher

In news that inspired me to save quite a bit of money cancelling a ski trip I had planned, this is a video from Beech Mountain Ski Resort in North Carolina where a skier hit a hydrant used for snowmaking, which caused a pipe to burst, and workers unknowingly stopping