This is some cell phone footage from a Vancouver woman who witnessed a large black bear passing through her yard and found herself very unfortunately locked out of the house at that moment. Thankfully, the bear isn’t interested in seeking retribution for Goldilocks’s past indiscretions, and continues on its way. Per the woman: “Scotty can you open the door up here? I’m locked out.” Famous last words. Also, can anybody tell what Scotty yells? Because it sounded like “STAY IN THE YARD, SLOW HIM DOWN, BE CAKE!” Although I doubt that’s what he actually said because that sounds like terrible advice unless Scotty just wants the bigger bedroom for himself.