These are the Pizza Bandages manufactured by GAMAGO and available on Amazon ($8). Each slice measures 1.8-inch x 1.8-inch square triangle and unfortunately are not scratch-and-sniff. Which is probably for the best anyways because who doesn’t already have a hard enough time not picking and eating their scabs? “You’re sick.”

This is the listing for a $350,000 2-bed, 2-bath, 9-cell home in Fayette, Missouri that comes complete with an attached jail (right off the kitchen!) since it was originally the county sheriff’s home and jail. Plus it was built in 1875, so you know it’s haunted. Some more details while

This is the officially licensed The Goonies Monopoly game made by Monopoly bastardizer USAOPOLY. It costs around $42 on Amazon and comes with properties based on movie locations, six custom sculpted tokens (little girl’s bike, copper bones, gold doubloon, statue of David, Willy’s eye patch, and skull & cross bones.

These are several photos of the Curved Flatware set created and sold by Object Rights. 3D printed in bronzed steel, you can get a 2-piece set (dinner fork and knife) for $200, 3-piece (+ spoon) for $250 and 4-piece (+ salad fork) for $300. Obviously, none of those are very

Move over sandcastles, because with Toysmith’s Bag O’ Beach Bones Playset (~$26 on Amazon) now you’ll be able to mold FULL-SIZE SKELETAL REMAINS on the beach with its 14 individual bone-shaped pieces. Honestly, I was a little skeptical about the product’s quality at first, but after I saw the 5-star

Because dreams really do come true occasionally, these are the Cute Poop Emoji Plush Slippers manufactured by YINGGG and available on Amazon for $20. Perhaps most shockingly, the US size 5 – 8 slippers have 4.5/5 stars with 272 reviews. Obviously, these are not the shitty slippers I was expecting.

Portland, Oregon based Etsy shop TheKingsShilling constructs “quality custom leather goods and armor made by hand!” Including custom pet armor. The store estimates basic no-frills armor for a small dog will run around $150, while the armor seen in the picture above is more along the lines of $600. Thankfully,

Seen here being modeled by a man pretending to change his own gears, this is the Giant Convertible Car Inflatable Pool Float created by Hoovy and available on Amazon. The $100 float is over eight feet long, almost five feet wide, has a suggested weight limit of 300-pounds, and is