This is a video from TikTok user malachichiparker, who spotted a turtle in the road and got out of his vehicle to get it to move — and move it did! That thing leaves a dust trail and catches some air on the rocks! If the tortoise had this sort

This is a video of a couple bush league David Attenboroughs providing live commentary for a group of turtles attempting to stay atop a log and catch some rays after another turtle (they call him Gary but we’ll call him Michelangelo) climbs on the log and starts it rotating in

Seen here practicing his moves against the Foot Clan, a pet tortoise engages in a ramming battle with a piece of black tape stuck to its owner’s shoe. And, the moment the tape is removed, the tortoise instantly returns to friendly mode. Crazy. You think that tape reminds him of

Because it’s important to break in a new mount before riding into battle, this is a video of a pond frog catching a ride on a fish. Clearly, this isn’t his first aquatic rodeo. Do you think it’s actually steering it? Because that would be amazing. You know, I still

This is a video captured by Twitter user jamie amalea pappas of two turtles playing in a pond, with one slapping the other’s face while swimming backwards, taunting it. We all have that friend. Or, should I say, we all had that friend before we finally read a self help

This is a rather terrifying video of “Outback Wrangler” Matt Wright feeding Gordo, a massive Australian saltwater crocodile that appears out of the water and moves on the piece of meat Matt is holding like he’s trying to win a race. That…is one of the last things I would want

Because when it doubt, chase it and try to eat it, this is a video of a young American alligator chasing and repeatedly attacking a green laser pointer in the swamps of Hollywood, South Carolina. ‘This fairy tastes like swamp water!’ I imagine it thinking after every bite. Chasing laser

This is a short video of a pet tortoise showing off its fancy Venusaur Pokemon costume. What a cutie! If only the person filming had spent as much time planning the video as they had making the costume maybe it wouldn’t look like it was filmed with the Motorola pager