This is a rather terrifying video of “Outback Wrangler” Matt Wright feeding Gordo, a massive Australian saltwater crocodile that appears out of the water and moves on the piece of meat Matt is holding like he’s trying to win a race. That…is one of the last things I would want
Because when it doubt, chase it and try to eat it, this is a video of a young American alligator chasing and repeatedly attacking a green laser pointer in the swamps of Hollywood, South Carolina. ‘This fairy tastes like swamp water!’ I imagine it thinking after every bite. Chasing laser
This is a short video of a pet tortoise showing off its fancy Venusaur Pokemon costume. What a cutie! If only the person filming had spent as much time planning the video as they had making the costume maybe it wouldn’t look like it was filmed with the Motorola pager
This is an ASMR (autonomous sensory meridian response) video of Rocky the tortoise eating some strawberry, blueberry, broccoli and pumpkin. They got the mics right up in there too for maximum hi-def audio. He is chompin’! You think he’s training for his race against the hare? In my mind he
This is a TikTok video from The Reptile Zoo of Fountain Valley, California starring an alligator that jumps out of its enclosure during feeding time to get its hands claws jaws at some chicken sashimi. Man…if I had a dollar for every time I escaped my enclosure for some hot
This is a timelapse video made by Jan van IJken of a newt zygote transforming into a tadpole over the course of six minutes. Of course in real time this would have taken much longer. Probably twenty to thirty minutes. *girlfriend whispers in ear* Okay I’ve just been informed that
This is a video of a group of turtles trying to stay atop a log as it constantly rotates back and forth due to them all moving to compensate because it is constantly rotating back and forth. “Dammit, I was just trying to catch some rays!” I imagine Michelangelo exclaiming
This is a video from Thailand of a large Asian water monitor assumedly trying to make its way to the Slurpee machine at a 7-11. Man, that sucker is HUGE. Could you imagine running into this guy when you’re just popping in to grab a couple jalapeño cream cheese taquitos