This is the ~$13 ‘Running Behind’ condiment bottle topper created by Sir Perky. It screws on to a variety of standard threaded bottle tops and makes it look like a little person is pooping out whatever is in the bottle. REAL MATURE. It also comes with a tiny butt plug
this is the Toilet Timer ($15 on Amazon), a five-minute sand hourglass style timer to remind you that you’ve already done enough scrolling on Instagram, it’s time to wipe and get off the pot. Me? I don’t get up until both my legs are painfully numb and I have to
These are a couple videos of a woman repeatedly pulling up to the wrong side of the gas pump over the course of four minutes. Clearly, problem solving is not her forte. Honestly, this is how my brain works too. “Not very good.” Not at all. One time I actually
These are several videos of artist William Cobbing using a clay cutting wire to remove pieces of the giant clay blob on his head and reveal the colorful, oozing paint beneath. So, if you were wondering what the end of the internet looks like, congratulations, you made it. Now bust