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Move Over, Sonic!: Rehabilitated Duck Gets Set Free, Turns On The Afterburners

This is a video of a young rehabilitated duck (common merganser?) being set free when it kicks the tires, lights the fires, and blasts off in hyperdrive. Honestly, is this person sure this is a duck and not a roadrunner? I’m just saying, I feel like if you’re rescuing and rehabilitating animals you should at least know what you’re working with, because I’m pretty sure the sheepdog I adopted is a bear.

Thanks to MSA, who agrees the way that duck was walking on water, it can probably turn water into wine too.