Because the human body is the finest machine ever crafted by the gods, this is a video of a member of the World Taekwondo Federation performing a 720° horizontal spinning kick quadruple board break. Most impressive. Could I do this? Maybe in a video game. Oh who am I kidding,

This is a video of three Border Collies enjoying a run in the Lake District of northwestern England and each jumping a road in their own style. One takes the high road, one takes the low road, and one takes the middle-ground, nose-diving into the side of the hill in

Presumably in an attempt to audition for the Ninja Turtles, this is a super short video of a man’s impressive spinning and flipping (plus knuckle cartwheel) routine while holding two swords. Are those real swords? I don’t think so. “Not bad, but fighting Shredder and the Foot Clan requires actual

This is a short slow-motion video of a boxer (dog, not puncher) leaping up the porch stairs in a single bound while clearly running from the po-po parked on the curb. I’ve never even seen that person’s yard, let alone shit in it! So graceful. If there were a dog

This is a video of the members of parkour team STORROR playing an extreme game of the floor is lava by taking turns attempting to parkour their way across Full Fathom Five, a seafarer memorial sculpture created by artist Michael Dan Archer in Portishead, England. The sculpture consists of 108

This is a video of French BASE jumper Jumaidee Elias 50/50 grinding his way off the side of the Millau Viaduct bridge on a skateboard near Millau in Southern France. Thankfully for him, he wasn’t hit in the head with his board on the way down and knocked unconscious the

Not to be outdone by this high-jumping unicyclist (although now that I think about it they may be the same person), this is a video of a man who tries so hard and believes in himself with such conviction that he’s able to launch himself to the top of a

This is a short video of a thrill/deathseeker BASE jumping from the 50-meter top of what appears to be a very old model wind turbine. Good lord, did they build that thing in the 1800’s? Does it rotate to burn coal and produce steam? The whole jump from launch to