In why hasn’t somebody added Miley Cyrus’s ‘Wrecking Ball’ to this news, here’s a home video of Michael Chicoine testing a children’s zipline, despite the fact it’s probably made for kids under 120 pounds and not 220-pound adult men capable of generating so much momentum before hitting the spring brake

NOTE: Screaming, surprise wedgie. This is some home security cam footage of a woman climbing off a kitchen countertop (presumably after visiting her Girl Scout Cookie stash) when her underwear gets caught on a cabinet knob, giving her an atomic wedgie. That scream — my goodness. I’ve only heard a

This is a video from adventure seeker Lauren Rowe, who recently went parasailing in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico and accidentally slipped out of her harness seat and is left dangling with a wedgie that puts the atomic variety to shame. Ouch. Nice view though. At least there’s that. I mean

This is a video from WIRED of delightful trauma surgeon Annie Onishi giving a breakdown of all thirty of Harry and Marv’s injuries from Home Alone and Home Alone II: Lost in New York, discussing in detail the actual damage that would have been done to them as a result.

Because watching people hurt themselves doing things they shouldn’t be is one of life’s little gifts, this is a short video of a woman attempting to do God-knows-what with a pull-up bar and definitely not doing it, pulling the bar down behind her back and becoming way too familiar with

This is a short video from Prata, Brazil of a man helping stock a pond with fish when he opens the fish door, slips in the deluge of water, and ends up in the drink himself. Admittedly, I was half hoping he would emerge from the water with a fish

Because exercise is dangerous and should be avoided, this is a video of a woman presumably training for some sort of World’s Strongest competition and having a lifting stone roll off the questionably constructed pedestal and onto her head/shoulder. That looks like it hurt. It also sounded like it hurt.

♬ Because you can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you find, you get what you deserve ♬, this is a video of a man trying to break a large limb from a dead tree and Mother Nature exacting her revenge on him. I particularly like