This is a video of a remote controlled robotic coconut harvester being developed in India as a result of a shortage of current model coconut harvesters, which are actual human beings who climb 50-feet into a coconut tree, then hold on with one hand while hacking off coconut stems with

This is a video of a Model-T alien humanoid robot developed by technology firm Telexistence stocking a convenience store’s drink selection via remote operator. Some more info while I try (and easily succeed) to pull drinks out the other side even faster than this robotic nerd can stock them: As

This is a video of a young bearded dragon lizard hanging up its owner’s phone with a flick of the tongue. That…probably isn’t sanitary. But what do I know? I’m just a man who believes what doesn’t kill you *licking all the turtles at the pet store* will eventually give

This is a video of a student who printed out a life-size 2-D version of himself and decorated it with a t-shirt, hat, and headphones in an attempt to skip video conference classes unnoticed. Cool, but uh, you have a giant shiny crease across your chin. Also you literally never

This is a video of Odile getting her nails cut while the groomer wears a cling wrap hair covering smeared with peanut butter to keep Odile distracted. Hey — whatever works. At least *parting hair to reveal stitches* until your dog decides to try taking a bite out of your

This is a video of Youtuber Vindog Unleashed’s father demonstrating his technique for extinguishing his birthday candles (it looks like he’s turning three) without blowing spittle all over the cake and potentially spreading germs to anybody who has a slice. The video is from 2016 (even though it looks like

Beer drinker Chad Little of Vacaville, California was recently able to prevent the destruction of his home workshop by wildfire by spraying the flames with the only liquid he could find since his water supply had been cut of– cases of Bud Light. Some more details via the San Jose

In news that shouldn’t surprise anyone who wants no part of whatever the hell is going on in the photo above, researchers have discovered that painting large eyespots on cow asses helps deters predation from large carnivores. Some more info from the recently published Communications Biology article while I paint