In death by chocolate news, this is a video of pastry chef and chocolatier Amaury Guichon crafting a very impressive futuristic gun entirely out of solid chocolate. And edible paint. Um, but isn’t all paint edible? Food for thought. “Your mouth is blue.” Oh God it isn’t coming off! 

This is a shot of German angler Martin Glatz and the rare, all yellow leucistic catfish he caught in a Netherlands lake. For those of you unfamiliar, leucism is similar to albinism, but the animals still have some pigment, as opposed to an albino’s complete lack of color. How about

This is is a video of a woman controlling the dimmer on a touch sensitive wolf lamp by tapping her cat’s nose, who happens to have a foot touching the lamp base, making it a conductive kitty. Some more info about the incident while I boop all my pets’ noses

This is a video of Cornelius the dog grazing on grass with his dear deer friends. Some more info about the trio while I wish I had somebody to spend lunch with instead of eating in my car alone, first in the Burger King parking lot, then Taco Bell’s. Cornelius

Proving that life imitates art (or life imitates art imitating life), this is shot of a real-life SpongeBob and Patrick hanging out on the seafloor at a depth of around 6,500-feet, as spotted by an unmanned rover exploring the Retriever Seamount off the coast of New England. How about that!

This is a video demonstration of an auditory illusion of a chant that appears to change what’s being said based on the phrase you’re currently reading, including “Bart Simpson bouncing,” “rotating pirate ship,” “that isn’t my receipt,” “lobsters in motion,” “lactating pirate ship,” “that is embarrassing,” “lactates In pharmacy,” “I’m

Because magic is all around us, this is a video of some guy squirting spray cheese through the center hole of a Ritz cracker and it perfectly layering itself in a circle around the top of the cracker. visibly blowing Tik Tok’r Matt Corry’s mind in the process. And mine

This is a shot captured by southeast Michigan wildlife photographer Jocelyn Anderson (links to her website with prints available) of a red-winged blackbird catching a ride on a branch being carried by a much larger osprey. Obviously, Scooter from Borderlands is into this. Some more info: “Red-winged blackbirds are fiercely