Is now the time to panic?!
Tow-Cable Snaps During Parasailing Trip

This is a video from some thrillseekers in Croatia when the tow-cable attached to the boat of their parasailing parachute snaps, sending them slowly drifting back into the ocean. They all seem pretty calm about it. I mean I know they’re harnessed to a giant parachute and this is pretty much how every parasailing adventure ends (minus the cable actually snapping), but I still wouldn’t trust it. Just like *looking around suspiciously* I wouldn’t trust any of my coworkers. “Don’t you work alone?” Sure sure but *steals $20 from right hand with left, right hand punches penis* I’m my own worst enemy.