Because bad ideas come in all shapes and sizes (including XL), this is a clip of the Nitro Circus’ latest Life Size Toy: an 8-foot replica of a Duncan butterfly yo-yo designed to have two people strapped to the sides of as it spins suspended from a crane. That looks like a terrible time. Don’t get me wrong, if this were at the fair I would still eat two funnel cakes and immediately get in line to ride it, but I feel like I have a responsibility to give today’s youth a story to tell for years to come.