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Woopsie: Man Appears In Zoom Court With Entirely Inappropriate Screen Name

Because the justice system must go on, this is a short clip of Zoom court being held, and a man appearing before the judge with the name Buttf***er 3000 (funny, I think I knew a 2000 model on AOL Instant Messenger in the early 2000’s). The judge immediately calls him out for it (including telling him “Your name isn’t Buttf***er 3000, you yo-ho,” and the guy looks genuinely surprised, so I’m not sure if he actually did this himself or if a roommate played a prank on him to get him locked up. In completely unrelated news, my apartment should have a vacancy soon.