This is a local news report highlighting the quick thinking and calm under pressure of Michigan 7th grader Dylan Reeves, who was able to stop his school bus after the driver had a medical issue and passed out behind the wheel, leaving the bus rolling into oncoming traffic. Good going, Dylan. Now — you mind making a copy of that key to the city for me? I…have some documents at city hall that really need to go missing.

Thanks to my dad, who considered being a school bus driver after retirement, but decided to just cruise instead.