Santa Riding His Rocket Sleigh At The North Pole
Because the whole world is a lot of ground to cover in one night, this is a video of Santa’s little helper Robert ‘Crazy Rocketman’ Maddox (previously) demonstrating a new rocket-powered sleigh he designed for the jolly gift-bringer. So, if you were wondering why Santa doesn’t come this year, it’s probably because he crashed his rocket sleigh into the side of a cliff Wile E. Coyote style. Or, even more likely, you were horrible this year just like you were last year. Don’t feel too bad about it though, Santa hasn’t bothered visiting my house since I was old enough to think.
Waking Up Woman In Plane To Weightlessness
This is a video of Instagram user its.PilotJohn performing a nosedive to allegedly wake up his female passenger with a little weightlessness. It’s true, I’ve found nothing wakes you up in a hurry quite like thinking you’re about to die. Was she actually asleep though? That’s debatable. A debate you would probably lose if you were arguing this wasn’t staged, or didn’t bring a lead pipe to the debate to intimate the other team (my debate team went undefeated in high school).
Massive Glacier Calving Caught On Video
This is a video from Southern Patagonia, Chile of a massive piece of the 100-square mile Grey Glacier’s ice sheet breaking off and flipping over in the water. It’s particularly wild when you consider the glacier has an average height of 100-feet above the water, so that’s a huge chunk of ice right there. Almost as much as the bartender put in my cocktail last Friday. “I’m paying for booze here, not water!” I slurred in disgust just moments before being asked to leave.
Freaky Giant Eyeballs And Tongue Monster In Subway Station
This is some cool digital effects art created by Instagrammer hati.hati.mas of a trashcan monster living in a subway station that constantly sheds its eyeballs and tries to lick them up as they fall. Wow. If you’re into this (which I know you are because you’re weird), I also posted a couple other videos by the artist below this one. So go ahead, get your freaky deaky fix, I won’t judge. I will try to blackmail you though.
Building A Ping-Pong Ball Launching And Catching Wall Art Display
This is a video of engineer and tinkerer JBV Creative constructing ‘The Corporate Machine’, a piece of kinetic wall art for his apartment that represents the tireless churning of big business. Using 99% 3D-printed parts, the machine launches ping-pong balls and catches them, repeating the process indefinitely until a power outage or the Kool-Ade man bursts through that wall. OH YEAAHH!
Cat Manages To Squeeze Entire Body Into Narrow Glass Tube
Because curiosity is the name of the game, this is a video of Frederic the feline squeezing his mass into a clear tube atop his photographer human Nils Jacobi’s bed. He makes it all the way to the end, and, realizing there’s no Fancy Feast at the end of the tunnel and not wanting to further risk one of his nine lives, backs out of it. A smart decision. Of course if I were Frederic I would have just batted the tube off the bed and investigated the broken pieces afterward, but that’s just me and I learned from two of the biggest @$$holes to ever poop right beside a clean litter box.
@furryfritz Special agent Frederic on a mission! #furryfritz #catographer #cat #funnycat #catsareliquid ♬ Mission Impossible Theme (Movie Trailer Mix) – Dominik Hauser
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