This is a real stapler in soap created by Etsy seller PalmStoneCreations to look like Dwight’s stapler in Jello from The Office. The soap costs $22, measures approximately 5-inches round 3-inches tall, weighs 1 pound 9-ounces and does not include the plate. Per one very satisfied customer: This. Was. PERFECT!!

Presumably inspired by the ease in which one can slip their foot into a Croc sandal (or possibly the Crocodile Mile I owned growing up), this is a short video captured by a Khurda district Indian Forest Service officer in one of the country’s national parks of a crocodile effortlessly

This is a series of portraits created by artist Jason Beck reimagining Muppets characters as classic horror villains. The portraits include, Monster, drumroll please: Gonzo as Jason Voorhees with Camilla as Mrs. Voorhees, Fozzie as Freddy Krueger, Miss Piggy as Carrie White, Kermit as Norman Bates, Beaker as Michael Myers

This is a video of very precious Milo the ring-necked parakeet throwing a temper tantrum when his owner tells him that she’s going to step outside for a little while. It sounds like he’s actually mocking her. It only lasts a short while though before he’s back to blowing kisses

This is the already incredibly funded (~$700,000!) Kickstarter campaign for the STOIC standing mat, a modular standing mat “inspired by nature to stretch, strengthen and massage your feet during your workday.” Honestly, it looks like it was inspired by making me just want to sit down. Stoic has interchangeable footpads

This is a video of guitarist yourauntstripe (I have an aunt Dottie!) performing 71 Nirvana riffs in five minutes. In his own words while I play Nevermind at full blast because I’ll fight anybody in this shared office space: A small tribute to my favourite band growing up. Nirvana is

This is a video from some thrillseekers in Croatia when the tow-cable attached to the boat of their parasailing parachute snaps, sending them slowly drifting back into the ocean. They all seem pretty calm about it. I mean I know they’re harnessed to a giant parachute and this is pretty

This is some Nest home security cam footage of a candle left burning next to a window when the wind blows the curtain into the flame and starts a house fire. Some more info about the incident, which explains why the old man is so cavalier while the curtain burns