Because dreams really do come true occasionally, these are the Cute Poop Emoji Plush Slippers manufactured by YINGGG and available on Amazon for $20. Perhaps most shockingly, the US size 5 – 8 slippers have 4.5/5 stars with 272 reviews. Obviously, these are not the shitty slippers I was expecting.

This is the Trompe l’oeil (Optical illusion) neoprene wetsuit from American Designer Thom Browne. It costs $3,900 and looks like a business suit, so when you’re out there catching waves you can pretend it’s just another day at the office. And maybe King Triton will finally take a business meeting

Portland, Oregon based Etsy shop TheKingsShilling constructs “quality custom leather goods and armor made by hand!” Including custom pet armor. The store estimates basic no-frills armor for a small dog will run around $150, while the armor seen in the picture above is more along the lines of $600. Thankfully,

Seen here being modeled by a man pretending to change his own gears, this is the Giant Convertible Car Inflatable Pool Float created by Hoovy and available on Amazon. The $100 float is over eight feet long, almost five feet wide, has a suggested weight limit of 300-pounds, and is

This is a gallery of New Zealand woodworker Henk Verhoeff’s various furniture creations, which appear to be cartoon inspired in both their funhouse mirror proportions and apparent damage. Henk estimates each piece takes between 80 and 100 hours to complete, and pieces are occasionally available through eBay auctions linked on

This is an impressive stop-motion/ASMR video of the preparation and baking of a LEGO pizza, as created by Youtuber Bebop using 2,890 individual photos. As far as stop-motion LEGO videos go, this is a great example. Although prior to watching the video I assumed those circular white pieces on top

This is a video from the Liceu Opera House in Barcelona, Spain, which recently reopened and held a concert for 2,292 potted plants. That’s, uh, that’s something. I bet the plants are extra happy though because I think I read somewhere that it’s good to play music for your plants.

This is the Book Rest Lamp designed by SUCK UK. It costs around $40 and looks like the houses you used to draw in kindergarten, with an angled roofline to rest a book on top of. Obviously, I’m into it, but you know how I feel about whimsy. “You’d marry