This is a short video of a fisherman reeling in a fish when the hook comes loose, launching it right at his face and getting stuck in his eyebrow. Talk about close calls. So, is this what eyebrows were designed for? Because I’ve just been accidentally burning mine off in kitchen fires. Also, he’s smiling awfully big for a guy who almost just lost an eye. If I were him I’d be filling my eyes with as many nudie pictures as possible so I could imagine them all in the event I do lose my eyesight. “You’re a thinker.” Exactly, like Rodin’s sculpture but with numb legs from resting my elbows on them so I collapse when I try to stand up.