A great way to get the cops involved.
DIY House Fire Halloween Decorations, Or, How To Get 911 Called

This is a video of someone’s DIY Halloween decorations, which use a bed sheet, two lights, and a fan in each window to create the illusion that the whole house is ablaze. And while there’s no denying it’s a cool effect, there’s also no denying 911 is going to be ringing off the hook. And then what happens when there’s a REAL emergency? “Like McDonald’s trying to enforce only two dipping sauces per 10-piece nuggets.” Exactly, you get it.

Thanks again to JustA, who agrees it’s all fun and games until one of those lamps starts an actual fire.