Now THAT'S a tongue.
Guinness World Record For Largest Circumference Female Tongue

This is a video of Jenny DuVander of Portland, Oregon having her tongue measured and being awarded the Guinness World Record for largest tongue circumference (female) in the world, with a massive 5.21″ clapper. Damn! The current male record is 6.3″, and must look like dude is choking on a raw meatball. No word what it’s like French-kissing someone with such a massive tongue, but if it’s anything like kissing me (according to my girlfriend), “Like suckin’ on a chili dog, both in texture AND taste.” Makes me wish I could kiss myself!