This is a clip of an idiot old man too drunk to do anything (let alone drive something), starting a golf cart, driving over a curb, immediately driving through a flower bed and off another curb before crossing the street, hitting yet another curb (that makes three in fives seconds

This is a video from what I can only assume is an underage college party of a group taking flaming shots and a dude briefly turning into one of Daenerys Targaryen’s dragons (I think Drogon?) before slapping the fire on his face out while his friends attempt to extinguish the

In surprisingly not April Fool’s Day news, Miller Lite released a line of bar smell inspired candles (pre-orders currently sold out), with all sale proceeds going to the US Bartenders’ Guild Foundation, which “empowers bartenders to take charge of their careers through peer-to-peer learning, expert instruction, and service projects.” The

Because pouring shots takes time (I’m talking valuable seconds here) — time you could spend drinking instead, this is the $26 quick shot dispenser. You just pour into the middle of the bowl above, and it distributes booze relatively evenly into the shot glasses below (which can be individually plugged

Because some people believe the old adage of not playing with your food only applies to solids, this is a video of glass artist Mattes Kuche giving a nudge to a wine glass he made with such a thin stem that the whole bowl of the glass actually wobbles back

Waffle House: like wrestling alligators, it’s a southern institution. And now the breakfast giant has teamed up with Greensboro, Georgia-based Oconee Brewing to produce Bacon & Kegs!, a respectable 6.5% ABV red ale infused with real bacon. Obviously, it makes the perfect accompaniment to your Waffle House order, even though

Because nothing quite captures the essence of a Christmas holiday like drunk family members fighting with one another over politics/long-standing family feuds/who farted, this is a wine bottle Christmas tree. The tree holds 60 bottles of argument fuel and costs $300 on Amazon. Although I’m pretty sure it’s actually intended

Beer drinker Chad Little of Vacaville, California was recently able to prevent the destruction of his home workshop by wildfire by spraying the flames with the only liquid he could find since his water supply had been cut of– cases of Bud Light. Some more details via the San Jose