This is an Uber Eats commercial starring bat-wielding Mark Hamill and Patrick Stewart arguing over what they’re going to have for dinner like everybody has to eat the same thing or somebody gets brained, followed by a bit of awkward miscommunication. Honestly, if I were Uber this is not how

This is a commercial from New Zealand fiber broadband provider Chorus, imagining internet glitches and buffering affecting a man named Carl in the real world. Some of those Matrix glitches — I think I’ve seen them in real life before too. Of course if this were a really accurate commercial

This is a very 90’s Game Boy commercial marketing the handheld console to adults who need a break from their fast-paced adult lives. Honestly, the same tactic would probably work just as well for selling White Claw hard setlzers. Maybe even better, because I just bought a 12-pack based on

This is a commercial for the Murphy Ladder (~$130 – $225 at Home Depot). It’s a ladder that folds in half lengthwise, but then can also collapse the ladder’s horizontal rungs for ULTRA PORTABILITY. I called it a commercial but it’s three and half minutes which means it has less

This is a weird commercial for limited edition green onion flavored Chex, which will be available in South Korea 16 years after it was actually supposed to be, back in 2004. There’s a story here! Everyone help yourself to a big scoop of my homemade Chex Mix and let’s hear

Because there’s a market for absolutely everything, this is a short commercial for the children’s Baby Shark ‘interactive smart toothbrush’ from Britebrush (~$20 on Amazon). The toothbrush includes “revolutionary oral care technology including smart brushing sensors, side change recognition, a vibrating handle, and a parent check light.” It also has

This is a commercial for Papa Cristo’s Greek Grill on West Pico in Los Angeles, starring and self-produced by Ja-Rule. Some more info while I wonder if 8:30AM is too early for a gyro and some baklava (SPOILER: it isn’t). He produced it himself for TBS’ new reality TV show,

This is ‘With You, Spot Can’, a commercial released by Boston Dynamics touting all the doors of possibility you’ll open when you buy one of their $74,500 Spot quadruped robots. Apparently they can do a lot of stuff. Still, let’s not mince words and just saw what Boston Dynamics was