Seen here wearing UGGs to the gym, these are two TikTok videos from hunk Samuel Stratis of women accidentally squatting right onto his face while he’s working out. At first I assumed they’d just be staged, but I don’t think they are. You know — maybe I should start hitting

You know what your underwear drawer has been missing? A nudie magazine tucked away at the bottom. Also: a pair of inflatable beach ball underwear. Thankfully, Etsy seller CandyCoatedSqueaks has you covered with these made-to-order Inflatable PVC Plastic Beach Ball Underwear/Shorts. The beach ballers, presumably made to satisfy some sort

Ugly Christmas sweaters: they’re not even ugly anymore, they’re beautiful. Case in point, this illuminated ‘Tree-Rex’ sweater manufactured by Joyin and available on Amazon (product link). It features a sexy t-rex struggling with a string of Christmas lights with his little arms, and features seven different light modes. There’s a

This is a video of a sign language interpreter giving the interpretation of a lifetime during a performance of Megan Thee Stallion’s very NSFW ‘WAP’ at Lollapalooza. Now I didn’t watch the video with the sound on, but I didn’t need to, those signs made it perfectly clear what was

In erotic arts news, this is a video of a potter who appears to be crafting a small to medium-small penis (relative to my own) on the potter’s wheel when it goes limp and starts flailing. Thankfully, the potter is able to re-erect the member before collapsing it back down

These are a couple shots captured of a German nudist as he chases the wild boar that made off with the backpack containing his laptop while he was trying to tan his hide at the Teufelssee glacial lake in the Berlin borough of Charlottenburg-Wilmersdorf. Some more info while I fondly

Note: Best listened to with headphones. This is an ASMR (autonomous sensory meridian response, producing a “low-grade euphoria” in some listeners) video featuring some experimental triggers that can allegedly produce “brain melting tingles” and help listeners achieve a very deep sleep. Just to be clear, it’s better to listen to

This is a composite shot of Star Trek: The Original Series’ Kirk, Spock and McCoy reimagined as ladies. Now I know what you’re thinking, and I agree — lady Kirk looks exactly like a girl I used to have a crush on in college.  “That’s actually not what I was