This is James Hetfield And The News ‘Hip To Be The Sandman’, a mashup of Huey Lewis And The News’ ‘Hip To Be Square’ and Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’ smushed together by Youtuber Bill McClintock. It works incredibly well. My dishwasher? Not so much. Of course there is the very real and much more likely possibility I just forget to to run it at night and only think I did because my brain is a trash compactor.

Thanks to Closet Nerd, who agrees it’s also hip to be circle, or triangle.