Well that would make my commute infinitely better.
Cat Sleeping On Metro Card Scanner Makes Commuters Scan Cards Underneath

This is a video from an Istanbul Metro station in Turkey where a commuter finds a cat sleeping atop the metro card scanner, and has to scan her card underneath the feline in order to activate the turnstile. Now that is a quality metro employee, and I hope they pay that cat in only the very Fanciest of Feasts. Like in a crystal goblet and ringing it with a fork to announce supper is ready and everything.