Where'd you learn how to fly that thing?!
Um, Do You Know What You’re Doing?: Hot Air Balloon Barely Clears Roadway

This is a short video from a motorist in the Netherlands, who witnessed a hot air balloon just barely clearing the roadway during what I can only assume was an eventual rendezvous with some power lines. Does the pilot even know what they’re doing? Is there even a such thing as a hot air balloon pilot, or are they just people with a sense of adventure and aren’t afraid of heights? Ever made love in a hot air balloon before? “All the time.” Hoho — the Wonderful Wizard Of Oz, ladies and gentlemen! I need a penis reduction.