This is a short video from some poor bastard after spilling an entire bucket of paint in the passenger seat of his car. I’m not entirely sure how it happened, but my guess is poor decision making. Personally, I would have just driven the car into a river, but that’s me and I’m a pro at insurance fraud and could probably teach classes about it in prison. You know how many times I’ve faked my own death and collected the life insurance? “None?” Correct. I’m really just all talk, and by all I mean 80%, and by talk I mean penis.

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