Hiding Sasquatch Scares Canoer Going Down River

This is a video from Loudonville, Ohio of a man in a ghillie suit scaring a woman in a canoe as she drifts by looking at her phone because nature is boring. Some more info from somebody who’s in on the prank:

“The swamp monster/sasquatch (known as Krazy Kurt) hides out in the water, in a secluded area of the Mohican River, while on river floats. It’s quite the scare to begin with, but in the end, it most certainly is the talk of the whole trip. Capturing this amazing creature in the act is not an easy feat but most definitely the best part. This video displays a couple vacationing and enjoying a nice float in their canoe when suddenly, the unexpected occurs, this was absolutely the most graceful of all the reactions, minus the poor husband who didn’t get a fist bump at the end. We can attribute that to the suit obstructing the view OR possibly a girl upside down, you decide.”

Haha, I noticed the husband’s unrequited fist bump when I first watched the video. I guess Sasquatch just isn’t into fist bumps. At least not without giving him a piece of beef jerky first. I’ve seen those Jack Links jerky commercials, I know what the dude likes. SPOILER: Not when you poop on the floor of his cave.