This is some point-of-view footage from the Guinness World Record highest swing, located at the Yunyang Longgang Scenic Spot in Chongqing, China. The swing itself is 30-stories tall, and as if that wasn’t enough to make you evacuate your bowels, it swings you out over a 2,300-foot cliff at a speed up to 80MPH! I don’t know about you, but that’s a big nope for me. Granted I already know how I’m going to die because a witch owed me a solid for retrieving one of her black cats from a tree, but why tempt fate?

Thanks to my dad, who agrees it would be ironic to die crossing something off your bucket list.