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Industrial Robotic Arm With Chainsaw Attached Carves Dog Sculpture

This is a video of mad engineer Shane of Youtube channel Stuff Made Here (previously) attaching a chainsaw to an industrial robotic arm and programming it to carve a dog sculpture out of a block of foam. Its first effort is an absolute disaster, but the second dog it produces is actually pretty decent. Still, regardless of how impressive it may be, attaching a chainsaw to a robotic arm should be illegal. I mean what if I did this? “Bloodstained garage and a trip to the ER.” Exactly, and how am I supposed to explain that to my parents without getting grounded?