This is some POV footage from a Tesla Model 3 that’s had contact microphones placed near its motors so you can hear it in all its whirly glory when the driver steps on the gas accelerator. It sounds like a spaceshi, and I know what spaceships sound like. “Because you were born in space.” That’s right. “But I thought you were an undead warlock.” Well they’re not mutually exclusive, you know. I celebrated my 800th birthday on the sun, it was impossible to blow out the candles.